I'm The Reverend Joy Phillips.

August 05, 2009

More Chicago media agree: The Bible is right.

It's official.  Our co-protest with the Westboro Baptist Church went swimmingly.

Now if only the Westboro Church would ever read any of these venerable papers, maybe we'd be getting somewhere.

Time Out Chicago.

Gaper's Block.

Chicago Reader.


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August 04, 2009

Best Church of God -- More Westboro Madness.

Believers,

Here is a small facebook album I made of some of the Best Church of God and its co-protest with the Westboro Baptist Church.  I tell ya... after that evening, I never slept so well in all my life.

Enjoy.

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November 17, 2008

The Mass is Over. Go in Piece.

Dearest, Holiest Readers. 

Turns out Catholics do have something left to teach us! I learned a little something from a South Carolina Priest who wrote a homily, then published in the weekly missal, telling people to repent if they voted for Obama. 

I learned that when Jesus Said in Matthew 22:21, "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's," what he actually meant was, "My flock, while I will never run for president, I have given you a holy line of priests, who will do My work on earth by telling you how to vote." 

The one thing I'll always be jealous of those kooky Papists for is Communion. I think our job as spiritual leaders of the Best Church of God would be a whole heck of a lot easier if we had something intimate, something holy, something sacred and timeless -- something like Holy Communion -- to deny people of if they vote the wrong way. 

Love and Light, 
Reverend Dr. Joy Phillips


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