Your Civic Doody.

Cast Away #3.

Now that Hollywood has determined that I'm to be trusted, it has opened up a clear line of communication with me.  I receive coded messages from Hollywood like this one almost every day.  If only I could figure out what they want.

Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note 18ish Ethnic Girl to play freshman in college for Speaking Role, NUDITY, SEX SCENE, EXPLICIT LANGUAGE Special Female / 18 to 25 / All Ethnicities, AfricanAm, Am-Indian, Asian, East-Ind, Hispanic, MidEastern, Mixed, PacificIsland 18ish Ethnic Girl to play freshman in college for Speaking Role, NUDITY, SEX SCENE, EXPLICIT LANGUAGE SAG, 2 lines, low budget scale, unknown work date

Let me see if I can parse this:  looking for someone 18, maybe ethnic, to swear and fuck on the cheap, sometime in the future but we don't know when.

Where do I sign up?

Cast Off #2: Fit Model

Citizens,

Here is the lastest dispatch I've received from Interzone West.  Received under the pseudonym "Casting Notice for Young Females."  This is a well-used medium for sending out communiqués.  Not quite sure of it's meaning, but I'm almost positive that someone is in dire need of help.  If only I could decipher the code.

Role	Role Type	Gender/Age/Ethnicities	Description/Note
Fit Model 3 & 4	Lead	Female / 18 to 24 / Caucasian	Caucasian Female with great personality, in SHAPE or SLIM, MUST LOOK YOUNG and most important a team player. I am looking for fitting/fashion model who will wear new line of clothing from Asian designer targeting 20s female. Designer's concept of clothing is similar to Juicy Couture and D&G. Style of this shoots will be not staged nor in studio meaning all photography will be continuous actions of our daily life in outdoors. For example, going to a coffee shops, walking around the fashion oriented streets, having lunch etcs... Photographer will shoot around your most natural actions like paparazzi style. The two most important factors of this role is YOU MUST LOOK YOUNG like 19 Year Old and able to deliver various facial expression. Thank you so much for your interest!

License to IL. Lottery.

Citizens of The Internet, I have arrived:  I am currently filming an Illinois Lottery commercial in which I stand in a pile of fake money.

Aemilia Scott, broke and unemployed actor, have finally gotten a paying job.  Standing in a pile of fake money.  For money.

I can't think of a better way to spend a Sunday.

Cast Away.

Today's best call from LA Casting:

Role	Role Type	Gender/Age/Ethnicities	Description/Note
FeMALE MODELS	Co-Star	Female / 18 to 34 / All Ethnicities	Beautiful Sexy Hot Fit Young Ladies who will appear in bikinis with a classic motorcycle in one month of this annual calendar. Fun easy short shoot. Submissions MUST include Good Clear CURRENT SwimSuit/ Lingerie BODY Shots for consideration! E'mail Subject Line MUST include Project Name and Model's Name!

Almost close to my favorite type of call:  "Heart of gold, girl next door type.  Warm, affectionate, loving, HOT BIKINI BODY.  Good actor."