Yeah, America! Cop a squat, patriots. It's time for the teabagging.
Death-PAC is on! We're coming to you live from Millenium Park in fabulous Chicago Illinois. If you see someone passing out this flyer, you know it's us. Hopefully I'll have some graphics for you soon. In the meantime, here is our super-secret list of talking points.
• We all know what happened when the government started a public option for mailing letters. It forced all the private mail companies out of business. I was alive when Fed Ex put the post office out of business. We can’t have that happen with health care.
• We don’t want your health care. Give us a spoon, some rubbing alcohol and a box of dental floss. It’s good enough for number 36, it’s good enough for number 37.
• Okay, so our infant mortality rate is the same as Malaysia. If you want to make an omelette, you’re going to have to break some babies.
• It’s
like, every time I come out of the emergency room, I feel like a million
bucks. Literally.
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