Believers,
The BCOG had the great privelege today of assisting the Westboro Baptist Church, those righteous christians who spread their message of God's hate to the funerals of our enlisted servicemen. They came to Chicago to protest, among others, noted Jew and stand-up comedian, Don Rickles.
Below you can find us protesting along side them, politely reminding them of the other commandments God has given us in that unquestionable work of fact, the Bible. Think of it as a co-protest. We're just there to keep everyone focused on God's message.
100 percent Bible accuracy: can your church promise that for you?
Note: I'm the one in the acid-washed hot pants. The person whom I'm helping to better understand the Bible is the Westboro Church member.
From Left to Right: Righteous, Righteouser, Righteousest.* Andrew and Erica, spreading the Best Word.
I made those signs myself -- using the Bible, some paper, and the tool of Satan himself, Microsoft Word. Sometimes, my loyal believers, Satan's own Word can be used against him.
Here's what the Westboro Church is missing. Fact #1: Don Rickles is a Jew. Jews notoriously love Bagels. Bagels contain Yeast. Yeast is proscribed over 40 times in the Bible.
Fact #2: Don Rickles is a senior citzien. Senior citizens need a high-fiber diet. Figs have the most fiber of any fresh fruit. Therefore Don Rickles likely eats figs. Jesus specifically condemned the fig tree in the bible because he was peckish and the tree didn't have any fruit on it.
Go in peace.
Aemilia
Hahaha, I love it. Great work!
Posted by: Kez | August 07, 2009 at 05:05 AM
Why didn’t I find this post earlier? Keep up the good work!
sonnerie gratuite
Posted by: sonnerie gratuite | April 02, 2010 at 09:28 PM
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.
Posted by: Jordans 5 | July 06, 2010 at 02:18 AM
The mind, sharp but not broad, sticks at every point but does not move. Do you like it?
Posted by: jordan 11 | August 09, 2010 at 07:29 PM
The sun shine fiercely.
Posted by: Air Jordans | November 08, 2010 at 08:52 PM