So... I was checking out Obama's press conference about his first 100 days in office, and I couldn't help but notice that Mr. President is rocking a real 100-o'clock shadow here.
So that got me thinking about facial hair and race politics. If you think that Al Gore got shit for growing a William Riker after he lost the election, can you imagine the shit that Obama would get for growing an Isaac Hayes? That would lose him the election. So I thought I'd do a little public service by giving Obama the facial hair he so richly deserves (and seems to be beating back less effectively nowadays).
Equation #1: Obama + Burt Reynolds =
Equation #2: Obama + Mario Van Peebles =
Equation #3: Obama + Lawrence Fishburne =
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